Landed in hel(L)

Landed two weeks back actually.. and now I'm back to blogging.One of these days I'll post a more detailed version of my experiences here.. but for now I'm posting 2 important pictures.. our academic block and our library-two places where I better go regularly and study to get atleast a decent CGPA:)

Wonder PJ!!

Offlate I'm readin a lot of P.J.'s but this one has literally made me shake my head.. so sharin it with all of you'll ..found it on orkut..

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettesand have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with youin the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat willbecome LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
Another deadly answer?
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches winMatches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigaretteIf that was not enough, one more deadly answer....











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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)"TIP TIP barsa Pani..Pani ne aag lagayee."us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"
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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

so do let me know how u felt after readin this..:)

The day when nothing went right…

Everyone will experience a day .. one special day.. where everything magically, miraculously goes wrong..At the end of such a pathetic day I thought I’ll write a post on it on my blog which has been dormant due to my exam preperation(exams got over yesterday)
I was maha tired yesterday…but somehow ended up chatting with people till late at night and slept really late.. thought I’d get up late.. My father started waking me up from 7:(
Fought with him, screamed a bit and finally got up one hr after that.. started getting a call from my friend that I’m already late.. couldn’t have breakfast also.. My final year project(mine and Deepak’s) was adjudged the best project.. so Deepak was really curious about the cash award we were to get.. there began our horrible quest… from one building to another..one sir to another.. spent so much time just walkin and asking so many people..With the world going crazy about the football world cup..I felt like one-being kicked from one room to another.
I was so furious and irritated that Deepak thought the only way to make me cool down was to take me to a movie..went to ‘chup chup ke’ and the last one hr of the movie was so dragging so boring that I was pissed off again.. didn’t stay to have lunch with friends and came back home.
Had to go shopping ,a bad trip-didn’t find anything what I wanted.. cursed my foot for being so big that I couldn’t find good sandals for my size.
Went out for dinner… bad food.
Came back to find out that my tailor ruined my costly kurta.He once ruined a dress too some months back and when he gave me some dumb excuse I acted even more dumb by letting him get away with it because of a fit of humanity and ‘understanding the other person’ attitude. Tomorrow I wont let it happen again. I’m so furious.. To add to that my mother later in the night is giving me gyaan on stuff like “its not good to catch off something and brood over it,past is past” Now how am I supposed to react?
Thought I’ll have a good phone conversation with my best friends so that my mood becomes normal.. suddenly for everything I say, they were asking the silliest and the most obvious questions.
I gave up on the events that happened in the day.. I would’ve had worse days.. but offlate life was smooth enough. Hope good days come back from tomorrow.